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Entries mentioning spoons

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Stay spooned for more!

Spooned on August 10, 2008

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999