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Entries mentioning sporks

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005