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Entries mentioning drugs

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

High… on life

Hepped up on April 20, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999