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Entries mentioning Dunkin’ Donuts

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

The Aroostook Roo Store

Rued the day of September 17, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999