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Entries mentioning nurdles

Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed

Eased on June 9, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

A masterful mañana-man

Cunctated on May 5, 2024

The Sun absconded yet I rest assured

Annulated on April 14, 2024

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!

Conjoined on December 17, 2023

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011