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Entries mentioning cornpones

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005