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Entries mentioning corn

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Further visages of feet-&-toes

Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999