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Entries mentioning lions

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007