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Entries mentioning lice

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006