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Entries mentioning lice

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006