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Entries mentioning lizards

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006