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Entries mentioning pie-eating contests

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006