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Entries mentioning pie

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999