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Entries mentioning pickles

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ungabungabugandabunga!

Land-locked on November 11, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008