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Loquisha

My sandal-footed little brown Loquisha… with the biggest damn bubble butt you ever did see!

Entries mentioning Loquisha

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005