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Haldûrburðgar

Gnome king and my arch-nemesis.

Entries mentioning Haldûrburðgar

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006