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the Hammurderer

A mischievous, homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

Entries mentioning the Hammurderer

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011