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A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012