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Entries mentioning garnering-poles

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

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Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999