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Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999