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Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999