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Entries mentioning computer mice

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Popularized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

I continued my search for the Englebee Troobles

Posted for March 28, 1999