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Entries mentioning inflatable hotdogs

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005