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Entries mentioning glass

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

A glass was sitting on my desk

Masticated on April 18, 1999

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999