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Entries mentioning cockroaches

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006