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A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010