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Entries mentioning California

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005