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Entries mentioning farting sprees

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006