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Entries mentioning clams

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008