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Entries mentioning George W. Bush

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006