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Mr. Ollanthorpe

From southern Moravia.

Entries mentioning Mr. Ollanthorpe

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

I love AOL

Placated since August 1, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999