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Entries mentioning zebras

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

I continued my search for the Englebee Troobles

Posted for March 28, 1999