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Entries mentioning zombies

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005