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Entries mentioning Xena: Warrior Princess

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!

Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999