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This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999