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Entries mentioning Perfect Strangers

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006