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Entries mentioning vomit

Morning again?

Mourned on February 11, 2024

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated on August 15, 1999