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Entries mentioning spiders

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

A glass was sitting on my desk

Masticated on April 18, 1999