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Entries mentioning Westphalia

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Sleeping in the closet

Lamented on April 22, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

My house burned down today

Incinerated on November 20, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005