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Entries mentioning Afghanistan

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled August 22, 1999