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Entries mentioning bed cushions

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005