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Entries mentioning belching

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999