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my grandpooty Fnårp

My dear old grandpooty Philbert Nyarlathotep Årp.

Entries mentioning my grandpooty Fnårp

So many questions

Trebled on April 21, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010