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Entries mentioning disease

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated August 15, 1999

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999