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Entries mentioning police

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005