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Entries mentioning the fimbriated man

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011