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Entries mentioning Terwilliger

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Dogging the Balphonse

Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006