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Entries mentioning bowels

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005