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Entries mentioning rats

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

No dice

Gambled over on July 9, 2006

My house burned down today

Incinerated on November 20, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999