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A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

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Bamboozled on February 6, 2005