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Entries mentioning crabs

Snow crabs and snow leopards

Piled up upon December 3, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005