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Entries mentioning Monica Lewinski

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999